Stuck

by | Aug 16, 2022 | Uncategorized

I got my face stuck. While on a road trip, my toddler dropped her toy for the millionth time and one of my many duties as head passenger was to assist and attempt to stave off a tantrum. Of course, she dropped it on the side of her car seat by the door, furthest from...

#fail

by | Oct 16, 2020 | Uncategorized

Last night I kinda sucked at the mom thing. My food loving daughter was stuffing her cheeks full of chicken and peas until she was practically overflowing then proceeded to throw a fit because I wouldn’t give her more. When I realized her mouth was so full that she...

Milk out of Wine Glasses

by | Aug 12, 2020 | Uncategorized

I just drank milk out of a wine glass.  A big wine glass with my name on it that was given to me at my “Bachelorette” celebration.  You see it started with a mini cannoli. I ate said mini cannoli (AFTER my workout of course) and needed a quick drink. What quenches...

I’m not a Beast

by | Jul 29, 2020 | Uncategorized

I’m not a beast. I was frustrated with myself tonight. I was mid-workout and struggling. Like stru-guh-ling. Sweaty, weak, modifying moves. Knowing I should be doing better. I should be able to do more. I should use the heavier weights, I should last longer, I...

You Used to Call Me On My Cell Phone

by | May 1, 2020 | Uncategorized

I had a dance party this morning. And by that I mean, I danced in my living room by myself to a cover of “Hotline Bling” while my 10 month old walked back and forth across the room with her zebra walker. An acoustic cover at that.  Does anything say “I need a dance...